Monday, March 17, 2008

Bret Really Liked Kristy Joe...

We suspend dating advice today to summarize a most helpful TV program, Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels, which does the public service of exhibiting the type of substandard man women do well to avoid.

In last night's episode, Poison warbler Bret Michaels admitted that he really liked "annoying" contestant Kristy Joe and was "emotionally destroyed" when she chose to leave the Rock of Love 2 harem. (In the previous installment, he was "physically and emotionally exhausted" about something else. He's a sensitive guy.)

Emotions aside, Bret managed to make out with both Ambre ("the best kisser in the house") and Megan ("I'm not feeling a connection, but I do feel like sucking face") in the same episode.

As usual, he took the winners of the week's challenge on "insanely awesome" (instead of merely awesome) dates that required the victims to watch him devour meals like a rabid orangutan. Nobody will ever mistake Bret Michaels for George Clooney.

"I need a woman who can dive into my music and into my life," rhapsodized our vinyl-haired Romeo at the start of last night's show.

The Women of Cripplingly Low-Self Esteem dived. And they'll keep right on diving.

6 comments:

Jeff Mac said...

Wait a minute -- these girls are allowed to leave whenever they want to? Hm. Well then I don't understand this show at all...

Jane said...

It's a good bit like watching a horrific train wreck unfold, isn't it??

Susan at One-Woman Show said...

Now Kristie Joe can go back and get her divorce, lift the restraining orders for her last 2 hubbies, plant some flowers, whatev.

Maybe she and Bret will meet in another time, another place, another time sucking face...

Terry said...

Jeff- You never fail to crack me up.

Jane- Yes, it is!

Susan-What kind of name is Kristy Joe, anyway?

Jane said...

What kind of name is Kristy Jo? I'm surprised you ask... Let' see...

Kristy Ho
Krusty Ho
Nasty Ho
Kissy Ho
Ho Ho Ho

I could go on...... But I'll spare us all......


Jane;)

Jane said...

Ya know... I don't know about you.. but whenever I blog on Bret Michaels & his Wigdanna or on Rock of Love... the hits on my blog page skyrocket!

Jane