I would like to start 2005 by announcing the names of men I have no desire to sleep with, even though the media insist otherwise:
The racoon who plays Ryan on All My Children
Anybody who has dated (or married) Jennifer Lopez
Here is a list of people I once desired to sleep with but don't anymore:
Kyle Secor (who played Tim Bayliss on Homicide: Life on the Streets)
I would also like to announce that I will (do you hear me? Will!) finish revising my novel once and for freaking all, and I will (yes, will!) query one agent per day from January 5th through Feb 3rd.
And if I don't, you have my express permission to take me by the shoulders and shake me.