Friday, May 18, 2007

What I Learned Today

If you eat meat after not having eaten it for three months, you will wake up the next morning looking and feeling like crap.

Yesterday, I showed up at a monthly luncheon I'd given up in January and consumed various meat products with a limp salad in a chemical dressing. Between the food and the boring speeches, I've concluded that I'm better off using the time to write.