Here's a tip: Don't.
He's a jerk, and his behavior will probably creep into your relationship. (Creep being the operative word.)
Feel like I should hit Confession after going to Hel-Mart yesterday. Was duly spanked by readers of this blog, even if it was for a good cause (still don't understand why I couldn't go to Target or, even better, Lord & Taylor; they run excellent sales, you know).
It's cold in Connecticut. Cold! (Well, not if you're from Michigan, but...)