My new hero, Guy Trebay of The New York Times, wrote about a bunch of losers who still haven't gotten over the girls who dumped them in high school.
Stumbled upon a "Christian" website today that tells why it's the woman's responsibility to agree to have sex with her husband even if she's not into it, and why it's her responsibility again to turn him on when he's not into it.
My favorite tip?
"Buy (or make) panties that tie on the sides - you can untie and remove them discreetly in a theater or at a restaurant table."
I must have been out sick the day the nuns addressed that subject.