tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post9011306771972163164..comments2023-07-03T05:28:29.391-04:00Comments on Dating Advice (Almost) Daily: Rolling that Rock of Love Off a CliffTerryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00260512756626485548noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-41196107000419620612008-03-24T22:27:00.000-04:002008-03-24T22:27:00.000-04:00Oh, and that place in the mall.... wasn't that a b...Oh, and that place in the mall.... wasn't that a bit like "Chuck E. Cheese's" or whatever it's called for adults... complete with Wack-A-Mole and Bowling??<BR/><BR/>JJanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15206732452961715943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-6173570291342041812008-03-24T20:12:00.000-04:002008-03-24T20:12:00.000-04:00Yeah, Bret was a little too proud of Jessica for t...Yeah, Bret was a little too proud of Jessica for throwing up in a trash can for my taste.<BR/><BR/>And it's just bizarre watching a 4-shot-a-day diabetic (or so he claimed last season) drink to be cool.<BR/><BR/>I knew guys like Bret in 8th Grade, except they weren't diabetics. I wonder if Bret was ever beaten up by a nun.Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00260512756626485548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-37798872376275858782008-03-24T17:36:00.000-04:002008-03-24T17:36:00.000-04:00And further....1. Jessica "proved" her ability to...And further....<BR/><BR/>1. Jessica "proved" her ability to handle the rock star lifestyle by falling down, dead drunk after 1and 1/2 drinks and puking all-over said-idol. Holding someone's head over a trash bin, man -- Now, that's Rock Star!<BR/><BR/>2. The group therapy session between Bret, The "Top-Hatted-Must-Be-Glued-To-His-Head-Much-Like-Said Idol's-Bandana" live-in loverboy of Daisy, and Vanessa -- oops I mean Daisy -- was priceless. I wonder if Daisy is now considered a threat to Homeland Security because of the discrepancy between the name on her luggage tag and whatever she calls herself?<BR/><BR/>3. Hey-Ho! Drinkin' in a mall! Whatever happened to flying in a private Lear to Vegas or going to a strip club?? Now, THAT's Rock Star!<BR/><BR/>4. Oooh, Bret, please, honey! Consider all of the sugar in that alcohol. The alcohol you don't imbibe today is the a$$ someone doesn't have to jam a diabetic coma-stopping needle into tommorrow! Now, that's Rock Star!<BR/><BR/>5. You need to check out the outakes from VH1. The last one shows our beloved Miss (or should that be Mr.??) Daisy falling down the steps while running to Bret. That was quickly followed up with the statement "Oh, no, I'm not drunk!" How could you be on a show like this and not be totally and absolutely blitzed, tight, and trashed 24/7?? Careful, we're all going to be 12-stepping it here shortly. Did you bring your extra liver?<BR/><BR/>Jane, who can hardly wait for next week's ep......Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15206732452961715943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-40208876059493085602008-03-24T16:01:00.000-04:002008-03-24T16:01:00.000-04:00And to think Heather is helping him get to know th...And to think Heather is helping him get to know the girls better?! Ay caramba!<BR/><BR/>I want to slip Amber a note and tell her to leave before it's too late. She seems more, um, normal than the other two or three left. Why, Amber, oh, why?!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04712245590233116481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-65012494611902987562008-03-24T15:16:00.000-04:002008-03-24T15:16:00.000-04:00Michelle- "That bandana is too tight on his head c...Michelle- "That bandana is too tight on his head causing him to think stupid thoughts and say stupid things...." That's hilarious! Wish I'd thought of that one myself.<BR/><BR/>Susan- I know! It <I>is</I> sad that I know the phrases, too: "Will you continue to rock my world by (wearing that dress, looking so sexy, chugging a case of 'Bret Beer' with me) and staying in this house?"<BR/><BR/>I'm glad smarmy Megan is gone, too. Heather is back, though, scary as ever.Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00260512756626485548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-3316470227958319152008-03-24T14:45:00.000-04:002008-03-24T14:45:00.000-04:00Well, I will say that I thoroughly enjoyed Bret's ...Well, I will say that I thoroughly enjoyed Bret's reaction when little miss Megan wouldn't leave the room after he kindly said that her tour ended there. (How sad I know the phrases!) Even he was like, "honey, get outta here, please...this is embarrassing!"<BR/><BR/>I have to admit, that kind of made me like Bret a teeny tiny bit.<BR/><BR/>Of course he was the one swapping spit with Megan only a few scenes earlier. Sigh. Maybe his maturity level changes depending on which bandana he wears.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04712245590233116481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9378354.post-90110178590093310582008-03-24T14:15:00.000-04:002008-03-24T14:15:00.000-04:00I think we all know the reasons why:1)He is insecu...I think we all know the reasons why:<BR/><BR/>1)He is insecure. That's very obvious.<BR/><BR/>2)That bandana is too tight on his head causing him to think stupid thoughts and say stupid things, then getting producers to air it on his hour long ego trip. Which gives him only a false sense of security.<BR/><BR/>3)Insurence Money is the reason why the night club victums need to collect.They shoudl go to court. Not to Brett Micheals. I hate to sound like a total heartless b*tch but really, with his pull can he think of something that doesn't refelct his lifestyle from the mid 80's? <BR/><BR/>oh wait.... nope. I stand corrected.<BR/><BR/>-MichelleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com